Dear Lendervend,

You hired someone to send out information and news items to your appraisers.  I don't know if you knew this, but they are sending out a jpeg picture file instead of text. This is the wrong way to do it, and this person should probably be transferred into a position more fitting of their skill set. In no circumstance is this even a remotely appropriate way to send out newsletters, especially since 90% of your appraisers are reading them on smart phones. If you would like I could teach your employee how to properly send emails. Just let me know, no charge.

Love,

Charlie B.